Polis and three, one two jaga, polis mati pencuri jaga!!!!

"Polis and three, one two jaga, polis mati pencuri jaga!!!!". Folks help me out here, is this really the lyric of that famous 'traditional' game we used to play when we were young? I'm quite sure it rhymes but I don't know if i get the words right =p hehe

kenape tetibe nyanyi lagu nie? cause I have been meaning to write some of the occurrences that happened a while back.

Situation 1 ( real-life situation tau!)
My best friend( Nurul 'Izzah) and me were sitting at a bench located at a field/ playground near my house. It was late at night, around 11pm -12 am. Sharing stories and stuff. We were 21 or 22 i think. As we were talking, suddenly a police car came. They pulled over near to our location. Ala, ronda2 org melayu cakap =p. So kitorunk freak out lah, no lah=p tak takot pown. Rupe2nyer ade one couple tengah dating kat playground tu, la...we can barely see anyone..rupenyer ade org kat tepi tu je.isk3. rugi tak skodeng..hehe...ok2 main2 je=p

Then the police came to us, asked a few questions, and told us to write our name n i/c number in a book. Ish! tak sodap dah ati eden, akan ade rekod jenayah ker? tapi kami tak buat ape2. bukan juge pasangan bercinta. cewah=p. so kitorunk pown tanyer lah banyak soalan, nak buat ape ngn the details. Banyak tanye, yelah REMAJA, generation Y pulak tu. hehe.

Anyway, munkin polis tu mcm geram sikit sbb kitorunk banyak tanye, so dier pown terckp lah dgn nada agak tegas. si kawan baik nie pandang kat aku the utter the words    "mas dier marah kat aku mas" . weng! apekah yg harus dilakukan bile kawan baik korang mengadu domba pada korang di hadapan 2 org polis? hahahahahaha. jadi aku ngn selambernyer " habis tu ko nak suruh aku buat ap, marah diorunk balik?". Note that this conversation can be heard very loud and clearly oleh encik polis. hahaha. By that time aku rase encik polis telah agak ter'annoyed' juge olah kesengalan kitorunk, so selepas tulis details dorunk pown beredar. Bukan rekod jenayah laaaa, cume dier rekodkan rondaan, kami 'the general public' jadi saksi bahawasanya rondaan dijalankan, itu sahaja. haha. Comel tak kitorunk? No No No =p

Situation 2 ( baru juge berlaku, sebulan lepas kowt)
I accompanied Izzah to send her brother to an institution in rembau, negori sembilan. it was the end of chinese new year. balik tu izzah ingat nak elak jem kat lebuhraya plus, jadi kitorunk melencong konon2 nak ikot jalan lama. ale-ale......TAK JUMPE. so bile da alang2 sosat! depan port dickson pulak tu kan! jadi, we decided utk makan angin sekejab kat tepi pantai tu...parking lah kat tepi jalan, mcm kereta2 lain juge=)

Flash-forward, nak balik dah, tetibe!!!! We got a ticket! SAMAN la...saman trafik, katenyer tertulis kat situ, park kat kawasan larangan, bawah traffic light. TAPI!!!! traffic light jauh lagi kowt dari tempat kitorunk park tu..hurmmmm=(

so kat seberang jalan ade pondok kecil polis, kami terus pegi tok bertanye. Rupe2 nyer kat line bawah tu mmg tak boleh park, kitorunk kan orang luo, org AMPUNK kan..mane nak tau. Izzah pown bertanyer, encik polis cakap dier tak dapat nak bantu sbb bukan dier yang tulis saman tu, salinan pown takde dgnnyer, hurm...here come the funny part. Konon nak buat cite sedih, Izzah tanye lah biase saman trafik brape rat...mahal la kesimpulannyer....aku dangan konon buat muke sedih, ala2 student tak berduit " TAKDE STUDENT PRICE KE?" hahahahaha, eh jgn gelak lagi, untuk pengatahuan korang, aku tanye secare serious. TAPI!!!...Haruslah takde student price, tergelak abg polis tau, seb baik hencem! ok tipu! aku dah lupe pown muke abg polis tu, tapi berhemah lah=p

bile masuk kereta dalam perjalanan balik, aku pown muhasabah diri , bukankan sesungguhnya "pandai" teramat meminta student price utk saman trafik??? hahahahaha. Malu i uols =p

                       - Nurul 'Izzah( ombak rindu) and I kat Fleming Steamboat-